Body Fat: ???
Don't worry readers, my scale isn't broken, just packed away in a box. This week I am moving. I know that I've been lax in my posting and moving is my excuse. Its incredible how much stuff I've managed to accumulate over the last few years. What's even more incredible is the amount of stuff I need for my new home. I spent 4+ hours and a bunch of money at Ikea. Impressively, I got almost everything I needed for my swank new home. If I were to describe my excitement level on a scale from 1 to 1 000 000, I would put it around 950 000.
The diet, like my credit card, has suffered as a result of the move. Though I've tried to be observant, I am presently staying with friends and though they are very considerate of my diet, some carbs will be eaten and some alcohol will be consumed. I decline to aplogize for these failings. I do want to lose weight and vanquish the evil Russian, Ivan Drago, but I refuse to do so by turning my life into a joyless endeavour. So...the South Beach Diet will have to learn to live with my failings. As will you.
Speaking of Ivan, he hasn't posted in his blog recently. Feel free to mercilessly harass him. Being an ignorant government-sponsored killing machine doesn't absolve him of his duty to post.
Wager Update: It has been decided that a trophy is in order for the wager. I support this fully. If I were designing said trophy, it would probably look something like this photo.
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Keep up the good work.
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